Alex Shou (Show) — A Modern Thief's Weapon (Какое сегодня оружие вора?)

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Your cudgels and shotguns, those knives and revolvers

Are out of fashion, are older than dirt

Those weapons are useless. They will get you nowhere

One shouldn’t employ them to steal someone’s port

What kind of a trick is a modern thief’s weapon?

Of course it’s the art of deception!

Thieves today, oh thieves today, yo,

Are the masters of disguise, yo!

Pretty face so squeaky clean,

Hides a thug, vicious and mean!

Bank Byaki-Buki is open up all night

Bank Byaki-Buki is open up all night

Society’s thinking that we are no problem

Cause we look like angels as good as they get

Intentions are ugly, disguises are flawless

And now they believe that we don’t pose a threat

What kind of a trick is a modern thief’s weapon?

Of course it’s the wonderful art of deception!

Thieves today, oh thieves today, yo,

Are the masters of disguise, yo!

Pretty face so squeaky clean,

Hides a thug, vicious and mean!

Bank Byaki-Buki is open up all night

Bank Byaki-Buki is open up all night